Virginia’s ‘Drunk Raccoon’ Revealed as Serial Break-In Artist in Hanover County
ASHLAND, Va. — The raccoon that made headlines after breaking into an Ashland liquor store and passing out drunk in the bathroom has been unmasked as a serial offender with a knack for sneaking into local businesses. Samantha Martin, an animal protection officer with the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, disclosed on the county’s official podcast, Hear In Hanover, that this was not the first time the furry bandit had caused mischief.
“This is not the first time he’s been in one of the buildings,” Martin said, referring to the block of shops that includes the Ashland ABC store where the raccoon’s intoxicated escapade was first discovered on Black Friday. “Supposedly, this is the third break-in he’s had. He was in the karate studio — I think he got into the DMV [and] ate some of their snacks one time.”
The raccoon’s exploits have made him a local celebrity, but Martin emphasized that the animal’s repeated forays into human establishments are a cause for concern. After the liquor store incident, the raccoon spent the night at the shelter to sober up before being released near the scene of his crimes. “We don’t relocate him, because that’s a death sentence for raccoons,” Martin explained. “But somehow he knows how to get back in this building. He’s a smart little critter!”
Raccoons are known for their intelligence and adaptability, traits that often bring them into conflict with humans. According to the National Geographic’s profile on raccoons, these animals are opportunistic feeders and skilled problem solvers, which can lead to repeated encounters in urban and suburban areas. The Hanover County raccoon’s repeated break-ins are a vivid example of such behavior.
Officer Martin expressed a lighthearted hope that the raccoon might have learned a lesson about temperance from his liquor store adventure. “I hope he learned his lesson,” she said. “But I just say, ‘Enjoy your life.’ I think he’s living his best life — and why not? Have a drink or two, especially on Black Friday.”
The Ashland ABC store incident drew widespread attention last year when the raccoon was found passed out amid broken liquor bottles. The store is part of Virginia’s Alcoholic Beverage Control Authority, which regulates the sale of alcohol statewide. The Virginia ABC has since taken steps to secure their premises against further wildlife intrusions.
While the raccoon’s antics have amused many, they also highlight the challenges faced by animal control officers and local authorities in managing wildlife in populated areas. The U.S. Department of Agriculture offers resources on coexistence strategies to reduce conflicts between humans and wildlife, emphasizing humane treatment and public safety.
As this clever raccoon continues to navigate the urban landscape, Hanover County officials remain vigilant, balancing animal welfare with community concerns. For now, the “drunk raccoon” remains a beloved if mischievous, local character.
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